Salty porkchop

Heart attack

You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!

by REESE52184 December 27, 2019

Salty

Everyone's salty on this universe so why the FUCK are you judging?

Retarded Roblox player : omg ur so salty ecks dee

by ValIsDesperate May 6, 2019

Salty Cellarius

It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)

Salty Cellarius You fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Cellarius

It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)

Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore

by Reesie‘s puffs May 6, 2019

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

salty chest

When a woman has a wet vagina and sits on you chest

Ay Steve your daughter gave me a salty chest

by Suckyamum March 24, 2019

Salty

I thought "salty" only very recently acquired this meaning (see the other entries). However, I came across it in a book published in 1969 "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein near the top of page 32.

'Don't jump salty, beautiful"

by A handle not already used March 29, 2019