Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it

Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6

by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020

Pulling A Dwarf

When you destroy something and leave immediately after.

Alex: *Breaks Vase*
Ethan: what was that?
Alex: I don’t know? Well anyways I got to go!
Ethan: Dang it, He’s Pulling A Dwarf

by Lawheadd April 6, 2020

pulling an ally

sleeping all day

ex.
cami: hey ally are you awake?
ally: yeah i just woke up, imma sleep again tho.

danny: you sleep all day
ally: i-
cami: she is pulling an ally

by cartiwantspluto February 16, 2020

Pulling a Keith

Eating ass and immediately chasing it down with a beer.

“Bro I’m thinking about Pulling a Keith on redacted tomorrow night.”

by seawvsh May 18, 2020

Pull the Mark

The act of shattering your pelvis with an electric jack cause you're a fucking idiot. Another definition for this is, the act of shattering your penis and its internals due to missing the vagina cause you're a fucking idiot.

Mr Patrone found Mark with a shattered pelvis. Hence Pull the Mark.
Yeah bro I fucking went to the hospital cause I accidentally pulled the Mark with my girl last night.

by Mr Dr Prof Boner May 27, 2020

pulling a karen

When that inner *sshole comes out of your system. Usually, talking to the manager at a local Subway.

"Lemme talk to your manager about this!"
"Just shut the hell up, you're pulling a Karen"

by mrduck12 June 25, 2020

pulling a lulu

When an individual or group misleads people by using selective information that grossly undermines the truth.

Informal:

“wow they're really pulling a lulu with that post"

by Ksol123 June 26, 2020