post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.

man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.

by shutterscotch April 9, 2015

Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022

Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.

In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.

by Juanald definition July 16, 2021

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Barcode Posting Dipshit

A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.

"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"

by RATTnroll September 11, 2018

post universal depression

When you miss going to universal with your friend and you look at all the good times you had and you realize how much you life sucks, yeet. Also you remember all the jokes and you realize how you should have done more, so much regret. SMH

I have a test tomorrow! Ugh i miss universal. Honestly, the post universal depression is real!

by Heyyeets December 10, 2018