When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.
Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.
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