Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person

Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..

by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023

Bald bastard

What Erica called Murray

M:Why is this 4 year old speaking to me
E:Um im ten you bald bastard!

by i hate my classmates July 7, 2022

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

Bastard

This can mean that someone is unfortunate, a person is a straight-up bitch and mean as fuck, or if a person was born to parents that weren't married.

1. Tom: Hey, idiot! Haha, you look like a fucking bitch!
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up and stop being a motherfucking bastard!

2. Laura: I'm so unfortunate... I fail everything...
Christine: Looks like you're a bastard...
Laura: WHAT??!
Christine: It means you are unfortunate, God you are so sensitive!

3. Micheal: I'm a bastard...
Helen: What do you mean?? You aren't...
Micheal: Oh, I mean't that I was born to parents who weren't married...
Helen: Ohhhh..

by I'mADictionary? October 29, 2022

backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018