The act of #blind-dating a supposedly or in-theory hot girl with the intent of getting laid (and potentially leaving her in a very short term).
Me: hey dude, I'm gonna field-test Jackie next weekend. Hopefully she's as hot as she looks and will get the kill
by Machine1984 May 11, 2022
Get the field-testmug. The BDSM test from bdsmtest.org. The green preferences are what you're up to, the yellow ones are basically 50/50, and the red ones are a definite no.
A: Um... I've got all green on the stoplight test... What does that mean?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
B: Means you're a perv
C: What are your stoplight test results?
D: What's that?
C: Are you into BDSM?
by Donoav February 7, 2025
Get the stoplight testmug. The way a woman determines whether or not the man makes the cut. A psychological dig or jab. Can be conscious or unconscious. The superficial goal is to get the man triggered. The underlying objective is to see him win, either by showing conviction or apathy to her cute little game. The frequency and consistency of his passing will be inversely related to her frequency of shit testing him.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
Simps and incels will dismiss a woman’s shit tests as senseless, sadistic female antics meant to torture men. This victimhood mentality is why they will remain childless and jerking off to rape porn for the rest of their lives.
Shit tests are an evolutionary trait. Passing shit tests is the true measure of masculinity. This is why there are sometimes “ugly” dudes with 9s and 10s. This guy may not be Michael B. Jordan or Brad Pitt. But he maintains Zaddy status by wearing the pants in the relationship. He’s direct, decisive, honest, and uncompromising. He’s indifferent to her emotional outbursts. He can make her laugh. He can make her cry. He can make her cum til she’s quivering and cross-eyed.
Shit testing is nature’s beautiful way of smoothing out a man’s rough edges. Passing confirms to the woman that she’s with a real man. Failing continuously confirms he’s a weak bitch not worth her time. The former breeds trust, the latter doubt. It’s all on him to keep the polarity. With strong polarity comes strong attraction. More fun. More laughs. More hot, steamy, sweaty, dripping sex.
“What y’all doin Friday? Me and Aubrie found this dope joint…cheap ass drinks and shrimp tacos are fireee”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
“Idk bro. We ain’t talk since Saturday. Kinda goin thru it”
“Why what happened?”
“Man we was at her crib Saturday watching a movie. Out of nowhere she tells me some dude at work asked for her number. And she fuckin gave it to his bitch ass! So I fuckin got up n left. Like wtf wrong wit dis bitch??”
“Bruh you need to chill. Clearly that was a shit test. Y’all engaged ffs. Just ride it out a couple more days. She’ll come around”
by NggaDicChnk August 13, 2024
Get the Shit Testmug. 
The one word all parents and children fear.
The one word that makes weekends full of anxiety.
The one word parents have to spend all their free time on.
The one word teachers like to torture students with.
The one word that makes weekends full of anxiety.
The one word parents have to spend all their free time on.
The one word teachers like to torture students with.
Student on Friday: Maybe I can get away with studying over the weekend and get a good grade. I know how to do exponents anyway.
Student on Monday: That was a great weekend! I forgot about my test. I got a 40. My mom will KILL me when she finds out. :D
Student on Monday: That was a great weekend! I forgot about my test. I got a 40. My mom will KILL me when she finds out. :D
by Don't Say Anything Buster May 24, 2022
Get the Testmug. When someone is blatantly lying, but you don't acknowledge it for fear of losing access to that person.
No matter how high or how frequent John scored on the Haberman Test, Lindsey would always be there for him.
by infjdesign December 29, 2018
Get the The Haberman Testmug. A test where in you have a woman place her breasts on your forearm. If the breasts extend/fold over your forearm, she is said to "pass". A gauge for the breast lover.
My ex-girlfriend got way too big, but the sex was good and she had no problem passing the Wrist Test!
by Chucks Pickle February 19, 2024
Get the wrist testmug.