Tanks

Testicles; balls; nuts; nards

George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.

by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021

Tank

A dude who carries around an unusual amount of testosterone and never skips an opportunity to call you beta

Dave: Hey Bill, we had a nice workout session this morning, wanna go again tonight?

Bill: Yeah bro of course, the usual 3 hours?

Dave: Dude how else are we gonna be the tanks of the family

by cracee June 25, 2021

Fredikin the Fucking Tank

Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.

No because I'm Fredikin the Fucking Tank.

by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023

tank

someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me

That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.

by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.

“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank”

by anonymous August 9, 2024

Busting the tank

Euphemism for anal sex

"I cant wait to get up with that girl and do a little busting the tank"

by klinkshame August 16, 2019