Bring Her Home To Mom

A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).
Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?

JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.
by rudylikethemovie June 13, 2011
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i want to go home

i want to go home
i want to go home
by BlueStripes March 19, 2019
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Baby shit in a funeral home

Who did it? Is the first question you might be wondering if you ever find yourself in this situation. But in reality it IS the baby who did it. Not only the shit, but the murder. Now lots of baby’s go to funeral homes. From sacrifices to suffocation, theirs a lotta ways for the baby’s to get there. But what you wouldn’t expect is a baby getting stuck in a corpse, and taking a shit. Essentially, baby shit in a funeral home can be taken 2 ways. 1.) gunnar. 2.) a series of murders and/or deaths that lead to a baby taking a large dump in a funeral home
Baby shit in a funeral home is bad
by BIG Dong 12” July 01, 2019
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Rode the last train home

Someone in a group dies on a journey
Jack returned to Boston, Tom went to Vancouver, and Dan rode the last train home.
by SouthernScout November 06, 2020
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Go huge or go home

This originated as a snowboarding term, meaning your performance should be awesome or you should have a really enjoyable time because of your location, otherwise there's no point in being there, and is now used amongst chilled people. It means to live ones' life to the fullest everyday or, originally, to rip the gnar skiing or snowboarding as best you can! To make a difference, have fun and be happy. Life is for living!
Tim (before taking off skiing down the mountain): See you at the bottom man, enjoy the ride!
Jake (taking off): Go huge or go home dude!

Carol: I'm stressed about exams and work and...
Eva: It's fine, just chill out. Go huge or go home!
by GinaStokes November 24, 2007
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until the cows come home

after or for a very long time
He'll be making bad choices until the cows come home if you don't advise him on how to do this.
by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2009
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Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
by Loscar ugol September 01, 2008
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