The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
Get the Lord Blumpkinmug. Person 1: Who is your favorite fantasy character?
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
Person 2 (me): Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Third
by Your friendly neighborhood idi October 22, 2020
Get the Lord Steven Q. Fletcher Esquire Goldfish The Thirdmug. by THE LORD AND SAVIOR TACHANKA December 19, 2019
Get the lord tachankamug. ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.
one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?
by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014
Get the David our lordmug. by conkersbaddddddddddddddddddddd December 29, 2020
Get the lord of the ringsmug. Deaf and like big toes up the bum. common phrase are "huh" "what" "what did you say". His biggest fear is jess
by Thefirstd1hater May 7, 2024
Get the Dylan Lordmug. The OG Staff Of My Bizarre Mod Aka Bizarre Uprising, He's the Only Vibe Lord In the Game Now, Since His Vibe Brother, Bryson Left and never came back
Hey Guys, You have heard of this Guy Named Deprexo The Vibe Lordi?
Hes Pretty Chill Don't You agree?
Hes Pretty Chill Don't You agree?
by Deprexo January 28, 2021
Get the Deprexo The Vibe Lordmug.