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internet gold

a form of media an individual discovers unexpectedly, particularly media that is considered unique, rare, or "too good to be true" thus, coining the phrase, "This is internet gold."
Friend #1: "Dude, I can't believe I found this old VHS rip uploaded to youtube! It's so rare!"
Friend #2: "Totally, this is internet gold."
by tokenasianfriend February 26, 2021
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Internet Explorer

An internet tool that takes forever t
by _Andromeda April 29, 2019
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Internet Tourettes

A person with Internet Tourettes is characterized by an uncontrollable urge to blurt out random messages in the form of a comment, an image, a gif, or a video.
Whether or not these messages are appropriate in any sort of context is up to said person.

Generally, this term can be applied to a wide array of people, but in most cases, it can be boiled down to two distinct types:
1. A shitposter who replies in an exaggerated way to a post for the sake of comedy.
2. A crazy person who immediately derails an otherwise normal conversation with utter nonsense for no (obvious) reason.
1. "We can't ever have a normal group chat, because every time Tom posts anything serious, George comes in with his Internet Tourettes and spams shitposts that have no relation to the conversation."

2. "Whenever I post a cute cat picture on Facebook, my friend with Internet Tourettes just HAS to chime in with conspiracy theories about the moon landing."
by Tip Tip The Bird October 29, 2023
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Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
by really! August 18, 2009
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french internet

"ugh i keep lagging"

"that's because you're french and you have french internet''

"no it's because your server is hosted on a potato"
by ihatekristyitsnotmyname September 9, 2020
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Internet Explorer

The best site for downloading Mozilla Firefox. Thats about it. Oh wait, it also is easy to get viruses, infrequent updates, no pop-up blockers, and the crappiest internet browser.
Guy 1: Oh yay! I got 35 viruses from Internet explorer!
Guy 2: I got 0 viruses from Firefox!
Guy 1: *Downloads Firefox* Woah, so much better than Internet shit-splorer!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 9, 2018
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Wet Internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!
by totalfuckup August 14, 2014
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