Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022

truck and dog

Truck and Trailer. Australian slang.

"You're moving places? You need a van?"

"Nah, truck and dog will be enough."

by JLA75 July 24, 2024

duck and truck

Where you duck down underneath someone and then thrust upwards into their anus using your head. Like a truck.-Alex Ennis

Im going to duck and truck ye first born

by Ainsleyfishbuga207 February 19, 2016

Crank the truck

A slang term that means to have sex with someone.

Rob: Are you guys gonna crank the truck tonight?
Bob: Yep... we're gonna crank the truck all night.

by Setariii January 17, 2011

troublesome trucks

Those Freight cars from Thomas the tank engine who would always kamikaze themselves just to get payback at a engine that slightly annoyed them

but the troublesome trucks pushed thomas down the hill

by Doc Richtofen August 21, 2020

Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024

Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

by Miscusername July 26, 2024