JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!

Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Jason

A big nigga that you do not mess with

Don’t mess with Jason, he is a big nigga

by Pen620 October 29, 2018

Jason

A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school

What the fuck is that honey? ITS A JASON! RUN UGLASS

by Jewish asians October 18, 2018

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021

Jason juice

Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.

Holy shit! Why are all of the walls covered in Jason juice?!
Ew, dude you Jason juiced on my desk!

by Fatty_Matty69 December 18, 2024

jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too

“wah jason so hot”
“too bad so many girls are chasing him”

by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021

Jason

He loves crack and booty holes

Hi jasonnn u see that butt

by Yourmomisfay November 22, 2021