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jason

a gay ass little stinky bum sniffer that likes to eat burgers and sit on the couch all day and eat chips
jason is really GAY
by kissedbydababy31313 March 13, 2022
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Jason

The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.
See that guy right there, that's jason.
by Foxy 2 shoes November 23, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a good guy in bed.And many people say Jason dick game is strong.He a is lover boy and he likes to play football he is really Athletic he is tall and strong
Honesty :Last night jason was really good in bed.

Wassaname:Oh really??
by Luh_gaydiiwsydyssnnd November 22, 2021
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Jason

The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.

Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
Damn that Jason, always rolling coal and making our Starbucks employees cry!
by Word2UrMotha December 3, 2021
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The Jason

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.
Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.
by Spanky888 September 3, 2023
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Jason

Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
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Jason

A guy who is very shy. He is also a loser. Plus he is a simp
Jason is a sad loser
by Bob245855 September 23, 2020
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