Chad dies first

In the game of magic the gathering, Chad always gets targeted at the beginning of the game to die before anyone else. Hence the "Chad dies first"

Chad dies first again!

by Tomauto November 11, 2023

Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.

After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.

by Golf 3 November 4, 2022

Chad

Chad is mysterious! Most to all people who think they know Chad, actually only have this false idea of who Chad is! A lot of people talk, but I haven't seen any of them stand for something like I have seen Chad stand for something! He has insecurities like the rest of us! But he shines through all of them! His smile makes my heart melt! His laugh is like medicine for my soul! He is a hilarious individual, whose uniqueness is exactly that! Unique! Unlike any other! He doesn't try to be like others either! I love Chad! His drive and motivation is out of this world! His determination is contagious! His loyalty is unheard of when it comes to staying true to his friends, his girl, and his family! He's a great man who has had his name been drug through the mudd! But he isnt even close to what they say unless they say hes the BEST!

I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH CHAD!
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They say alot about Chad, but I dont think they even have a clue

by Hailo48 September 8, 2021

Chad

An Arabic slag term to define excess foreskin length on a male phallus

Mohammed, have you heard about his chad? It’s so long!

by Kingkhallid March 1, 2023

chad winfield

A greasy haired Ad Nidalee main that loves men and has a tiny penis.

"Hey guys it's your boy Chad Winfield here bringing you the latest and greatest in video game technology!"

by Tickler1243215423 April 13, 2014

Chad

Best type of guy, mainly with a big dick.

Hey, look! It's that guy, Cezar, he's a big chad!

by DoinUrMOm0210391039 July 21, 2022

chad henslee

Usually characterized as by being a home-group leader and having many slavetrunks. Also loves the Redskins, and Jordan Mendez. Is described as a sexy beast.

Our homegroup was crap before Chad Henslee came along and straightened us out. -Jordan

by Sla_trunksss November 4, 2013