Mumming

Verb -To coddle or be overprotective of your usually adolescent child causing annoyance and irritation

‘ stop mumming ‘ ( after being asked several times if they need a lift , are warm enough or are they hungry by their mother ( or care giver )

by Pjbones June 1, 2019

Your mum

A very kind a genourous person who will help anyone or anything in need. Just kidding she’s a slag

Your mum gay lol

by Dislocatedpussyhole December 22, 2018

Mum

Salena Ward

Wow look at her shes perfect

That must br The Mum

by Darknight0362729 November 12, 2017

Peter's mum

Peter's mum is an all around nice and sexy lady, she do be kinda gay tho, oh well she is good at playing the trombone. smh.

Random fat dude: "Yooo, its Peter's mum, lol, im gonna rape the fuck out of you"

by Init ye maa February 1, 2021

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023