the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”

by gredonglious October 1, 2023

Broaden the scope

Did you want me to do that? Did you want me to broaden the scope of the mage hunt? Cus I don't think it works if I'm not more deliberate about it.

Hym Iam "If that worked I could probably broaden the scope and do another one but I don't know whether or not I need to, right? Cus you're not telling me. Did you get the first one and not a second one? Because that would mean my thing works and if the second on didn't go through that would mean it's not parsing all of the posts for instructions and/or it declined because it doesn't advance my cause."

by Hym Iam February 14, 2026

Foof N' Scoops

1. Chowder's first dish ever. He apparently worked really hard on it overnight. It's a sandwich consisting of moldy bread with trash, dead animals and for some reason a severed arm as filling (optionally toothpaste as sauce). Wild animals love it because of course they do and Mung Dahl had the misfortune of being force fed his apprentices culinary abomination (causing him to puke).

Guy 1: Hey I'm having some Foof N' Scoops. Want a bite?
Guy 2: Hell no! Where'd get that!? Out of a dumpster!?

by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars February 16, 2025

360 no scope

In a public restroom one starts to urinate, close their eyes and spins in a complete 360 degree circle -without opening their eyes until finished, attempting to finish in the toilet

“Your so lucky you were sick today, someone did a 360 no scope in the bathrooms and now our whole year has detention”

by Boblington the 3rd August 28, 2025