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Dubai Steamer

When your lady friend lays some pistachio's on your chest and proceeds to lay a fat log on top of the pistachio's, effectively crushing them for your mutual enjoyment.
"Shes into some real freaky shit"
"like a Cleveland steamer?"
"Nah a Dubai Steamer"

"Dear God"
by fengshuiloverladyboy67 January 8, 2026
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Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.
Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”
by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026
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Pacific Steamer

Much like its cousin the well known Cleveland Steamer. It incorporates a viscous substance on one’s chest. Do to the eclectic natives of this quaint small MO town’s consumption of their vitamin methamphetamine as well as the proximity to centrally located prison. It has become quite the pastime of this fine all American town that in an act of passion one might vomit on either their own chest or their unwilling sexual participants. Once a fine layer of emesis has formed while still hot to the other person or thing then will provide what is better known as the la cerise sur le gâteau!
“Was getting gas at the circle k and witnessed a pacific steamer by the car was”

“The inmates are in isolation after the guards caught them doing the ol pacific steamer”

“Pacific steamer in a Walmart parking lot, and they kids is how I met your mother!”
by Bombman3000 January 19, 2026
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Pacific Steamer

Much like its cousin the well known Cleveland Steamer. It incorporates a viscous substance on one’s chest. Do to the eclectic natives of this quaint small MO town’s consumption of their vitamin methamphetamine as well as the proximity to centrally located prison. It has become quite the pastime of this fine all American town that in an act of passion one might vomit on either their own chest or their unwilling sexual participants. Once a fine layer of emesis has formed while still hot to the other person or thing then will provide what is better known as the la cerise sur le gâteau!
“Was getting gas at the circle k and witnessed a pacific steamer by the car was”

“The inmates are in isolation after the guards caught them doing the ol pacific steamer”

“Pacific steamer in a Walmart parking lot, and they kids is how I met your mother!”
by Bombman3000 January 19, 2026
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The Smitty Steamer

Very much like the Cleveland Steamer, The Smitty Steamer is performed by a small individual doing a rather "sloppy" shit on the other and rubbing it in using his Genitals.
Landy walked in on Chrissy giving Grimmer The Smitty Steamer
by Benjii Richards March 7, 2008
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Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up
Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off
by buster903 October 16, 2010
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salty sandy screamer

A sandy screamer that uses salt mixed into the sand.
That salty sandy screamer hurt WAY worse than a regular sandy screamer.
by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010
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