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Snapping Wood

When one's dick has been bent out of shape in the woman's anus it is known as snapping wood
I fucked that horse so hard i started snapping wood
by The Laddergoat March 13, 2011
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Snap

In the mid to late 90s, a Snap was a certain type of insult told in a specific format..."Yo mama" jokes, basically, which would often result in the phrase "Oh SNAP!" being yelled out when a given insult hit particularly hard.

For example...
"Yo mama so fat, when she tried to weight herself, the scale said “one at a time please.”
"Yo mama so old, she remembers when the Grand Canyon was just a ditch!"
"You're so dumb, you sold you house for rent money" "...Oh, SNAP!"
by EffInnGee April 29, 2025
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Snapping

The act of culling a population in half.
I considered snapping the number of NCPs in my sever due to the lag.
by Jessesire April 30, 2019
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Pizza snap

A way to seperate 2 pieces of pizza with one hand. Grab the crust of one slice between the thumb (on top) and the pinky and ring fingers (bottom). grab the crust of the adjacent slice with the pointer (top) and middle (bottom) fingers. Finnaly, with a quick jerk or snap, seperate the pieces of pizza. Takes some practice to become proficient at, but well worth the effort.
Seth: "Hey Chris, grab me a slice of pizza."
Chris: "I can't. I'm holding my own slice."
Seth: "Just pizza snap it."
by nighthawk61 April 4, 2008
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WAP Snap-A-Lot

When a brotha don't have his loins girded, the spirit of WAP Snap-A-Lot will be cast upon you, and you will be swallowed in one moment...
A WAP Snap-A-Lot is lurking on the Internet Yellow Brick Road...
by sicarius_pain December 26, 2022
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snap

Snap-n-When you do something killer for the greater good of mankind, regardless of fear.

Usually, a snap occurs when against your better judgment you attempt something which could lead to utter failure.
After spending all day building a huge ramp, Neil was having second thoughts about the ramp's structural integrity, yet despite those concerns Neil had a snap, and tore at the ramp with complete disregard of the consequences.

ALSO

Carl approached Anja, the stunningly attractive foreign exchange student, and asked her out, despite the fact all of his friends told him there was no way in hell she’d give him the time of day, let alone go out with a chump like him.

Snap tends to form in the gut, versus in the mind of the person performing the snap.

Oddly enough, snap seems to signify a certain level of courage, which attracts women as much as it attracts scars and fractured bones.
by Kilgoretrout79 July 23, 2008
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Snap

The glorious combination of a good snuggle and a nap.
Hey baby, let's snap until dinner time.
by Skevinator January 11, 2016
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