condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008

A Gentlemen's Race

A race wear two (or more) men start ejaculating at the same time and whoever finishes first, wins the race.

"Hey man I heard they had a Gentlemen's race in the men's bathroom right now."

by JJohn7 August 9, 2017

highway race

When two (or more) cars engage in an illegal street race that takes place on a highway. There are two ways to stat a highway race. If you flash your high beams at another car, the race is instantly started. Or you can do a count down by honking your car's horn three times.

I just got a new turbocharger for my ride. Whadda you say we do a highway race tonight?

by Mad_Matt March 10, 2014

Whore's Race

A racing of the whores.

"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 7, 2023

raving and racing

To blast loud music in your car that pumps you up (preferably Swedish House Mafia or Eminem), and go at least 15-20 miles above the speed limit without getting caught.

Will: Hey, did you hear how AJ got his 4th speeding ticket this year?
Jason: Yeah, sounds like he doesn't fully understand what raving and racing is.

by Fast but Safe Driver February 19, 2019