Key Fucking

The act of seductively inserting and slowly removing a key from its slot.

Triangle had me key fucking the lock until all was calm and cool but still wouldn’t let me open it.

by DaveDarling March 31, 2024

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.

I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

Alicia keys

best rnb artist of all time

Alicia keys is the best singer off all time

by Billiejeanmjj March 23, 2021

Key (Qistina)

very cool swag malaysian person

likes kibbies and is an otter mom

Person: omg keyyyy
Key (Qistina): get some bitches

by seabxn June 2, 2022

I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed

*a woke person posts a cringe video*

You comment "keys"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025