muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Danger Noodle

A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.

p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE

p2: You mean a snake?

by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021

Noodle

A straight male who carries himself in a bitch manner.

Oh you talk to that kid?! He's such a noodle.

by hgbld23 October 10, 2010

Noodles

A pig that sleds down a pile of cucumbers

Wow! Did you see Noodles flying over the mountain

by eugene 123 February 9, 2022

Ramen noodles

Very good, gourmet, fancy, and expensive food considered a delicacy to most humans around the globe.

I finally got to eat ramen noodles and feel like a whole new man. I laughed, and I cried.

by Maximum_idiot April 28, 2020

Danger noodle

The correct definition for a snake.

I got bit by a danger noodle!

by Stacy Albirdy July 2, 2021

The juan noodle

A sex position that entails "one noodle" someone playing with themself.

"What's your favorite posish?"
"The juan noodle"

by Leefry November 12, 2023