matt-the-dummy

The only person on the planet that doesnt understand sarcasim and is kind of crazy. He looks like a panda

Matt-the-dummy: Fuck you!!
Rion: Matt That doesn't go in your eye!

by Mrs.Bloom7 March 12, 2010

Matt Hardy

The good hardy brother

Matt Hardy is the good Hardy brother.

by Lucy m UK December 3, 2021

matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms”

by Why don't we bishh October 30, 2022

matt hooper

The marine biologist guy in jaws who is very cute too

Person: matt hooper from jaws lol

Another person: holy shit matt fucking hooper

by Spiritphonefan March 28, 2024

Matte strong

Matte strong means to be tough and defying.

I'm built for this because I am matte strong

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022

Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

matt team

professional with no allowance of fun activity's outside of designated times

He was on a "matt team" therefore he couldn't play for fun it had to be 100% professional

by JaJacksAgayuBoi March 18, 2021