Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

crash land

verb. to urgently or uncontrollably begin shitting after one's pants are down and one has begun to descend to sit on the toilet but before one's butt cheeks have touched down on the toilet seat.

Sorry I'm late, I had to crash land after eating a gas station burrito.

by iwreckbathrooms April 10, 2022

Upside-Down Land

An imaginary land where everything and everyone is upside down, now proved to be a place called "𝘈𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢"

"Oy mate! Have ya been tew Upside-Down land?

by The BRITISH© Dictionary November 21, 2023

Land Duck

Another word for Pigeon

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*

by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022

Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.

What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

i work on the land

A farmer

I am a farmer, I work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 21, 2021

La La Land

Someone who is out of touch with reality as in being in their own world.

Someone unaware of their surroundings, either due to lack of intelligence or simply because they are sleeping.

Examples of people like this are, Forest Gump, Kimchee, Weish on night and day shift, and so on.
People also tend to go to La La Land in Macs basement, so be careful of your surroundings.

DAMA was not aware of what La La Land was because he himself was in La La Land.

by Truthdefined2020 April 18, 2020