Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.

I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.

by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022

Kentucky

A state in the United States.

I live in Kentucky.

by materialgirl202 April 3, 2022

Kentucky Hotpocket

When someone (usually a male) buys 7 lawnmowers and realizes he can't use them all, so he burns them in a fire pit

Tom - Justin, what happened in to your lawn?
Justin - Man, I had a Kentucky hotpocket last night.

by rossypossy April 8, 2022

Back-Country Kentucky Orbit

When you slirp cum (that isn't yours) out of a vagina, spit it in her ear and sick it out of the other ear. Repeat this motion 12 times to complete 1 Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

Oh my god did you see Kelly at the bar last night? I would literally give her the Back-Country Kentucky Orbit.

by Igloo City March 13, 2022

Kentucky slap shot

When a lesbian has sex with two men and they slap high fives over her back.

My friend invited me to a lesbians house and we did the ole Kentucky slap shot on her

by Bremnation paper man March 28, 2022

Kentucky Blowdart

Where you grab a straw, and suck your partners ass while they shit down the straw

Kyle: I heard from josh that his cousin gave her boyfriend the Kentucky blowdart on Valentine’s Day

Gross dude

by redneckcrackhead March 28, 2022

Kentucky thumb

A sex position where the partner male or female forces there thumb into the other persons anal cavity

I used the Kentucky thumb on my wife last night

by Pootis bird 757 November 20, 2021