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Jesse Jones

A strange looking blonde guy who typically doesn't know how to talk to bitches and smells bad
¨Hey look its Jesse Jones, those women are running away from him"
by Stephen Jones May 13, 2024
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Jesse

A shlong muncher

A.K.A will devour all willys within a 100km radius
Jesse, you naughty boy! Leave that man alone!
by Thomas’sbitch September 15, 2020
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jesse

a perfect guy to have in your life. he is sweet, kind, charming, and polite. he is more respectful than most guys. everyone says that jesse is funny and can make you laugh in any situation. he is attractive and will give you butterflies. he's also a great best friend for a guy or girl. jesse will make you feel special and like no one else matters to him. he is the perfect boyfriend and will give you everything you want in a relationship. he would do anything for you no matter what. he can be shy at times but it doesn't make him boring or less fun to be around. strive to find a jesse to be in your life.
girl: wow you're so lucky to have a jesse as your boyfriend!
me: i know right! i don't deserve him!
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.
I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!
by trashkarma April 13, 2025
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Jess mckie

Someone who is cooler than Henley, Amy,Eleanor,Milly,Maude,Chacha,Ella and especially emily like she’s the best
Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
by Ur mums hot friends April 9, 2022
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Jess

A Jess is a women with a very large butt. They are known for using their hips to play catch. Most females do not know if they are a Jess, but are called by nickname. Unlike a Karen, Jess do not care about speaking to the manager. Many people do not know the word Jess, so I put it in here cause I’m tired of the Karen’s everywhere.
yeah, your right, she is a Jess
by Rakatasuarus May 31, 2020
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jesse

an amazing human being. an absolutely incredible human being. he’s the sweetest boy inna whole universe babyyyy🙈. he’s taken by someone <3
jesseeee is amazingggg💜
by maddddieeee November 2, 2019
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