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jesse

jesse is good in bed. he will give you whatever you want and is submissive. he can be dominant too if you please. he can be kind of a vanilla but he's willing to try out new things. he's self-conscious about the size of his dick but everyone knows it's huge. he will do anything to please you in bed even if he doesn't want to do it. he'll do it with you anytime and any place. all the gay guys and the straight girls want him but you have to fight for him. but sadly for the gays, he's straight. although, if he's desperate he'll go for a guy. if you need someone that's good in bed, pick a jesse.
girl: so who'd you do it with last night?
me: jesse!
girl: dang girl you're lucky to have him in your bed.
by bluelillybird January 9, 2022
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No Jess Sunday

No Jess Sunday is when you block every Jessica you know and get a rest of her.
Person 1: Dude Jess texted me
Person 2: WHAT? Bro block her
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it's No Jess Sunday!! \
Person 1: OMG YOUR RIGHT
by SundaysAreAwesome May 9, 2021
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Jess

Gorgeous girl, brown hair brown eyes, has the ocassional southern accent.

She always thinks nothing of herself when shes everything a bestfriend could want!

Will always be there for you, no matter what.

Is hilarious with her inside jokes with her best friend!
Used to be a tomboy but now loves designer clothes and boys ;)
Jess is so beautiful!
by Squid Squad December 5, 2021
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jess

she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb
-jess is the best
by 85403w5964w5t4w November 22, 2021
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Jess

A dirty bitch who can’t keep her legs shut
“Is that Jess”

No her legs aren’t open, can’t be”
by Very epic Micheal February 7, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse is a scrawny ginger that licks Sofia’s arse.he also loves wanking over here titties.his ma is on the dole too lol
Jesse stop staring at Sofia’s arse
by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019
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Doing a Jess

she was doing a jess last night
by 6okay yeydhaikaowcj August 24, 2021
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