When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.
by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025
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Jesse is the best person ever
by aleczlovesjesse February 29, 2024
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Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Jesse is an attractive being, with eyes that are so captivating and a smile that’s jaw dropping. You know its Jesse if you see a gorgeous being standing there with confidence, hair effortlessly beautiful, and an outfit that screams one of a kind. Jesse is often misunderstood for being a snob, but once you get to know them you will meet the most down to earth person who just wants to have a good time. You can find a Jesse socialising in a party or in a crowded place but they enjoy more chill and intimate hangouts with one or two friends. Jesse is street smart, creative, a curious bean, playful, caring, and loyal. Jesse is someone that everyone needs; a person that can meet your every need.
Guy 1: damn, I just want someone who is fun, caring, beautiful eyes is a plus…. someone who I can hold stupid yet intellectual conversations with, someone who gets along with my people, someone who loves deeply..
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
Guy 2: Sounds like you need a Jesse.
by CookieInTheCookieJar November 22, 2021
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She's Cute, She's a toe, and she knows when she's a hoe.
Contrary to believe, she is quite brilliant in her own special way.
Also a low key bitch... but she's worth it - mostly.
She's Cute, She's a toe, and she knows when she's a hoe.
Contrary to believe, she is quite brilliant in her own special way.
Also a low key bitch... but she's worth it - mostly.
by PustinJ April 10, 2019
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