Is a dad of a 4 year old kid named Jacob. Jacobs dad is suspicious and nerdy. Is a drug dealer. Forcing kids to hug his son.
Jacob’s dad is a drug dealer!
by Tennisforlife April 11, 2019
Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters.
by Stokido July 05, 2009
A very old school guy. Loves old cars, music and fashion. Likely to be gay but won’t admit it. Has good hair.
by Hehe man October 15, 2019
A smart amazing sporty extremely hot guy that is also a slight playa and can break your heart in a snap and doesn't even know that he did it. This is what makes him so dangerous to girls. But if he reslly likes you he wont go around flirting with other girls.
by Dela777 January 11, 2016
Jacob is a little Asian boy with a small penis, he thinks he is really funny but he is not at all. He is also a hypocrite, he complains about thinking and then does it.
My friend Jacob told me he was sad about his friends ditching him for fortnite, but then he started playing it. waw.
by Bagel_Is_My_Real_Name May 01, 2019
by Jacobturnonyourreadrecipts October 02, 2018