Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters.
by Stokido July 5, 2009
Get the Jacob's roadmug. gay, annoying ,short penis, a short tempered man, whos all talk , lives of of xbox loves to do the a.j. to him self, referered to as gaylord,
jacob smak fucks guys all day such as mike and himself. Loves to have fake sex with his fake girlfriend.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
Loses all his fights with people.
Has aids, stds, crabs, skittles, and fucks himself with a pole. and has sex with an asian all night long .
Pays asians to fuck him with a pole.
by bp zs ab ajs November 5, 2012
Get the jacob smakmug. A very old school guy. Loves old cars, music and fashion. Likely to be gay but won’t admit it. Has good hair.
by Hehe man October 14, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. A smart amazing sporty extremely hot guy that is also a slight playa and can break your heart in a snap and doesn't even know that he did it. This is what makes him so dangerous to girls. But if he reslly likes you he wont go around flirting with other girls.
by Dela777 April 22, 2016
Get the jacob evan farleymug. 
Jacob is a little Asian boy with a small penis, he thinks he is really funny but he is not at all. He is also a hypocrite, he complains about thinking and then does it.
My friend Jacob told me he was sad about his friends ditching him for fortnite, but then he started playing it. waw.
by Bagel_Is_My_Real_Name May 1, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.