Saltaire, Fire Island

A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs

Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff

“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”

by FireIslandFuckery December 23, 2021

Bad User Island

Fanmade islands by the MSM community after it got intoxicated by AUTTPs and UTTPs
If you say good users and bad users don’t exist them and their fans will attack you over it when it’s true 💀

Person 1:*makes bad user island*
Person 2:good users and bad users don’t exist 💀
Person 3:shut yo bitch ass up
Person 4:ok boomer
Person 5:L+bozo+ratio
Person 6:bro they’re right 💀
Person 2:ikr what a bunch of 2 year olds

by CubeBitt July 21, 2022

Elk island farmer

When two naked men/women take two pieces of raw meat (usually elk in this case) and engage in a battle using the meat to slap each others genitals.

Brad had a stressful day at work so he called up his friend Dave to play a friendly game of elk island farmer

by Canada rocks October 7, 2016

Long Island Redneck

A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them

Shut the fuck up you dumbass long island redneck

by Thepussymaster March 21, 2017

New York Islanders

sports freak, sports freak, sports freak....do you live in a parallel universe? lol
it was the EARLY 80s that the Islanders won their 4 straight cups (1980-83).
Would have tied Montreal's record for 5 straight if they would have beaten the Oilers in the 84 finals.

The New York Islanders hold the record as both a U.S. based team and an expansion team, to have the most consecutive cup wins.

by in the zone January 10, 2004

Island of misfit toys

Employee over qualified and under paid at work

auto engineer assembling auto parts together on the island of misfit toys

by the mittster August 17, 2010

B Island Rd.

The Embarrasement of Mattapoisett, A place they should just give away. This st. is so disgusting i dont believe New Bedford would take it, Smells like Pot, Looks like shit, worst st. out of whole tri town. Mattapoisett keeps B Islands crime quiet and dosent put it in the police logs, so there crime rate can stay low. The only street in tri town the year after year has some violent crime. This st. is just a bunch of poor people mixed with few stupid fukn rich people who complain bout the crime but still r dum enough to stay there. It is a dump.
Zone 1-Poor people
Zone 2-Crime spot
Zone 3-rich nagging people
My guess is that 85% of population is on welfare or has been on welfare. One of the dumpiest streets ive been down. Embarrasing

Kid 1- Yo nigga we better head i never seen this place before, aint we in Mattapoisett.

Kid- Ya nigga i heard bout this place yo it called B Island rd. real shit goes down here lets peace.

by MTCKL January 8, 2009