stay at home mom 

An unemployed woman who probably went to college (for no reason). She takes care of her house and the kids (who've probably never met their dad ) and thinks her job is one of the toughest ones in the world, because in her world, women don't work outside of the home. She thinks her children are precious angels who deserve only the best from the world.

Stay at home Mom: Waaaaaaaaaaah! You were ten minutes late from picking up my child from school, they're scarred for life! How dare you??

Normal Mom: ....Umm....

stay at home mom by Child94 September 26, 2007

go home 

1. Get away
2. dnt talk 2 mee
3. GO HOME!

person 1:will u go out wit me
person 2:NO! go home

go home by Phillllip July 12, 2003

home schooled

One who is schooled at home usually in much smaller class sizes and on a one-to-one basis by a teacher who is genuinely interested in their student, resulting in a BETTER educated individual.

She was home schooled,and had a much better grasp of spelling and grammar than the average public-schooled retards of the town.

home schooled by Alison Hannigan June 27, 2006

home run

1) you're up to the fucking stage in ur relationship.
2)where u smoke a cone, hold ur breathe, then skull a shot, then skull a beer than breathe out.

1)its only a week and sally and me have already done a home run
2)man u should've seen nathan, he just did a home run. what a fucken legend.

home run by Omikronix September 29, 2008

homeosexual 

A person who is in homeostasis with their sexuality. In other words, someone who is completely comfortable with their sexuality, whether they be gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, or anything else.

It can be used as a noun or as an adjective.

Male Friend 1 (Referring to peanuts): And then he told me not to touch his nuts.

Male Friend 2: No homo?

Male Friend 1: I'm homeosexual. I don't need to tell you that I'm straight.

_________________

John and Jack were making out in public. They are homeosexuals.

homeosexual by Josh.F June 20, 2011

home depot 

1.) Rosie O'Donnell's home. Each Home Depot comes with its own Rosie clone.
2.) The most lesbionic thing in the world.

1.) Rosie O'Donnell lives at Home Depot.

2.) Chastity Bono is so lesbionic, she's Home Depot.

home depot by Aunt Gina November 9, 2005

home run

when one has a bowel movement and proceeds to wipe and there is no fecal matter on the toilet paper, thus finishing the activity with one wipe similar to a home run in baseball, scoring with one swing of the bat, similar to a ghost wipe.

I just dropped a fat deuce and it was a home run!

home run by NOR CAL NINJA April 15, 2006