Ham head

A "ham head" is someone who does loads of coke all the time. These people are generally bell ends.

Craig: "Hey John, Steve's turned into a right ham head since meeting those new guys at work hasn't he?"

John: "Yeah mate, he's become a right bell end!"

by The Ninja Boyfriend April 8, 2016

Canned ham

Small waist line of a hot chick. Resembles a canned ham.

Dude, check out the canned ham on that broad.

by pilotdude August 4, 2010

Hot Dog No Ham

When the expected outcome is not the presumed result.

The met gala was hot dog no ham!

by Hanfrooter May 2, 2023

All ham no turkey

“All ham no turkey” is a street phrase, to put it simple ham is good turkey is bad and is usually used to describe someone or anction.

“Ya all turkey no ham get outta here wuss puss”
“Damn Billy ya all ham no turkey 🚫🧢”
*gets rejected*, “Thats aight ya all turkey no ham anyway”
“LMAO that day was fun as hell all ham no turkey Fede”

by Streetterm April 19, 2019

Ham and clam slam

The lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking.

Mal: Guys, what's the lesbian equivalent of tittyfucking?

Ungobafungo: If it had a name I'd call it the ham and clam slam.

by Asian EDP445 July 26, 2022

Dancing the ham fandago

The sex that two gay guys have.

Carl and I were dancing the ham fandago at the sex party down in Castro

by Daniel Tregant December 18, 2008

Fried ham sandwich

Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis

I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now

by MB2012 November 16, 2018