i got your number

An expression to indicate that you're keenly aware of what's *really* going on, and that you're "onto" a person's true intentions, and have direct insight into their thinking.

Down Syndrome Jason: "Hey Katie, wanna hang out after school today?"

Katie "Um...I would love to but...um...I'm really busy today. Maybe some other time. OK? Sorry, buddy. Bye."

DS Jason: But...you said that the last time I asked...I see. I got your number.

by Jazzy Star December 19, 2021

Got My Hurr Did

The ghettofabulous way of saying "I just got my hair done"

Waniquwa: Waddap Laquisha!

Laquisha: Dizzayum girl, yo hurr be lookin fly!
Waniquwa: Yea. I just got my hurr did.

by ThaBigCheesy July 17, 2010

Cat got your thumbs?

A text message most commonly sent to some one who has suddenly stopped replying in a text message conversation.

Tom: So anyway, would you mind if I borrowed your biology lab notes?
Emmi: (No response)
Tom: What's the matter? Cat got your thumbs?

by Tucker Maile October 20, 2008

Shit Just Got Real

An expression commonly used in mathematics when a complex or imaginary number is changed into a real number.

Teacher: Now we are going to multiply the given root of the polynomial by its complex conjugate.

Student: Damn, shit just got real!

by ttango December 5, 2011

cat got your tounge

unable to respond verbaly

marie: Nothing to say??.....cat got your tounge?

by don michael maniego December 17, 2007

It ain't trickin if you got it

It's a way for someone to justify spending money on chicks without looking like a trick.

it's not trickin if you got the money to spend.

the song "Whatever You Like" by T.I.
"100K deposits, vacations in the tropics
Everybody know it ain't trickin if you got it
And you ain't never ever gotta go in yo' wallet
Long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket "

by Brooklyn Elizabeth. November 4, 2008

Then My Cousin Got Murdered

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009