You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 February 11, 2016
by Stonecartier August 23, 2011
An adjective used to describe someone or something who is an irritation towards your sensitive nerves
or the ballsack of a man that's on fire.
or the ballsack of a man that's on fire.
by ClappinCoronaCheeks69 April 01, 2021
Flaming eamo the Greek god the best Oconnell of all time the next flaming eamo is going to be Lorcan Oconnell Lorcan is some man he is a bear
Tehre is also this other Oconnell called Evan he is such a stinker dissapointment to the Oconnell family
Tehre is also this other Oconnell called Evan he is such a stinker dissapointment to the Oconnell family
“Flaming eamo is some man”
by Kcckckss April 16, 2022
The act of not knowing what to do or how to behave when you spontaneously meet the President of the United States (or meet him for the first time as staff), and you end up making a gigant ass out of yourself.
- Oh God, I met the President for the first time today... And I called him Donald.
- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
- Yeah, presidential flame-outs are normal on the first day.
by Toblucz February 07, 2017
fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody's front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! When they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! You have a flaming surprise!
by prankster-ou June 29, 2009