Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman 1: falls right next to a robber
Policeman 2: you fucking donut
Policeman 1: yumm *starts licking and biting himself*

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

watermelon donut

an unusual combination

why Tallulah u are so weird, like a watermelon donut

by Traylanlulah March 13, 2019

Jam Donut

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

by gloryhole December 4, 2021

Chocolate donut

Chocolate donut is a less common way to describe an Afro-American woman's reproductive organs. May also be used in context to one's anus.

"Damn, i'm so fired up that i could even tap a chocolate donut."
-"Didn't know you're into hood girls"

by Kofel9781 March 28, 2025

Donut

Can be used in a sentence as a food or Gordan Ramsay's favorite saying

YOU FUCKING DONUT

by A randomized person February 10, 2021

donut queen

A girl who will eat donuts off your boner.

I’m still looking for my donut queen.

by Professor Dweebison July 12, 2024