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Danking

The act of masturbating whilst smoking marijuana...
"Danking yesterday... Omg, was the best I've had in a while"
by LewisGB January 10, 2017
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Dank

To "dank" means to go out with your homies and smoke some weed. You can of course "dank" alone, however this word is more often used if you're going out with other people.
"Hey dawg, u wanna dank?" - This is transelated to "Hey dawg, u wanna smoke some weed with me?"
by MrDarkness66 October 10, 2018
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dank memes

Dank memes are one of the only things that can bring a person joy when they are sitting in math class.
Ayo bruv, those are some really dank memes
Yes, they are quite dank almost sprinkled with dankness in physical form.
by MArkymemes May 22, 2018
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Mank the Dank

sum dum bubble gum nigga that will shoot up the school during a fire drill so dont cross this dankboi or else...
Mank the Dank:*walks forward*
other person: MY NIGGA MENKE GETTIN' THAT PUSSY!!!11!111!11!!1!!!!!1
by BlackmanMcNigger March 19, 2017
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dank toes

That one random dude in an athletic locker-room who has an unhealthy amount of chest hair who doesn't wear flip-flops in the shower with uncut thick toe nails .
Ewwww keep your dank toes of my coffee table man!
by Ms.Mother of Pearl November 24, 2017
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Dank

That one roasted-garlic panini you had at that artsy cafe in the Kootenays
That panini was dank.
by The Lady Bug November 30, 2020
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Dank Memes

Memes that aren't trash and normie garbage, and are usually offensive to pussy libs.
Jesse-"Hey Tom, look at this super funny meme of a guy with a blue tooth.... AND IT SAYS BLUETOOTH!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHHHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhHA"

Tom-"Allow me to show you De Wae" (goes on youtube and shows Jesse videos from Emisoccer, SMFSK, TheDankMemeBandit, and Cosmic Leo)

Jesse-"What do you call these godly videos"

Tom-"Those, my friend, are Dank Memes. And congrats, you just graduated from normie school"
by TheMichael27 January 19, 2018
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