Criminy Crames

Criminy Crames is the ruler of the planet Criminald. He controls the entire Criminald empire and gets lots of bitches.

YO IT'S CRIMINY CRAMES, THE RULER OF THE CRIMINALD EMPIRE.

by Andromeda7199 December 23, 2024

Cadbury creme egg

When a man defecates on a woman’s chest and then ejaculates on the excrement.

Tom from work gave me a Cadbury creme egg last night.

by Belle Witherspoon March 20, 2026

Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025

mookies creme

a very funny inside joke coming from "milk" "cookies" and "ice creme," this is only known between 2 people

mookies creme dude.

lmao

by colton_likes_muscle_mommys_uwu November 3, 2025

Mongolian Wind Chime

A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.

"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"

by nkivs May 27, 2009

Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop

The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.

Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.

by Switchbladelove March 28, 2013

frottage a la creme

To perform sexual acts using cream cheese or similar dairy products as a lubricant.

I gave Marie the ol' "frottage a la creme" the other night ... I think she got an infection.

by John Warcrimes January 26, 2014