comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.

At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!

by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017

cow calf combo

Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.

In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.

by Deegan. April 23, 2018

milking the legless cow

jerking off

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking

by i gotta dog May 8, 2017

juicy baby cow

Juicy baby cow

There was a juicy baby cow on the farm

by babycow12 March 5, 2017

Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis

Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow

by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020