Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 12, 2010

Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

"Yeah man, we were getting wild last night and I gave her Canada's History!!"

by AdrenoKr0m3 February 05, 2010

Canada's History

When in doubt, blame Canada.

If T-bills are low, blame the social programs and unfair competition (lower overhead) of Canada. In Canada's History, Stephen Colbert would like to remind you to put your pants back on.

by _ROTE_ February 05, 2010

Canada's history

The act of wearing moose antlers while drinking maple syrup from the stanley cup and getting fucked in the ass.

Me and my girlfriend made canada's history last night.

by Kirish116 February 05, 2010

Canada's History

A super beaver( OR a super vagina)

Canada's history? There's a such thing?!?

by Nicaraguan Thunder February 05, 2010

Canada's History

Stephen Colbert made me do it.

Canada's History can suck my dick

by PussyPatrol February 05, 2010

Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.

Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!

by Le Justier Masqué February 05, 2010