According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.
I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.
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Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"
Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"
Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"
Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
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