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Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
by rider35 March 2, 2021
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Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once
I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!
by Allisssoonn7 August 7, 2017
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Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.
Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.
by DaniBlue November 11, 2016
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Mad Cow Disease

1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
by TooTrue October 16, 2008
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what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
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Cow Boy Roy

New Zealand slang

cow boy roy is someone that comes from the south and goes to hostels cow boy roys like rodeos and bull rides they chew tobacco and spit an there spit makes metal clinging sounds cow boy roys are good mates and are cool and have cool curly hair
Person One:Look At That Kid

Person Two:Whata Cow boy roy
by JoeyBoii9cg224 June 11, 2009
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How big is a cow

Ur mom is How big is a cow
by wuyitruywrteuwyerti May 28, 2021
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