Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .

"I be gettin the cow for free tonight ! Holler!

by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010

juicy baby cow

Juicy baby cow

There was a juicy baby cow on the farm

by babycow12 March 5, 2017

comfort cow syndrome

When you have reached the point in ur relationship with ur significant other where ur comfortable enough to stuff ur face in front of him/her; as a result you become a fat cow.

At some point in the year I've been with my boyfriend I got comfort cow syndrome because none of my jeans fit me anymore!

by Eileen Michelle March 3, 2015

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

cow calf combo

Where you bang the mom AND the daughter.

In a surprising turn of events, Jake pulled the ole cow calf combo in the same week.

by Deegan. April 23, 2018

MAD COW DISEASE

two fat people raging on each other

I mad cow diseased with your mom

by B-Raid May 5, 2007

what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.

starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!

by bonzo970 July 11, 2011