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Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !
Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena
by Cupcake 711 March 17, 2021
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Bloody beaver cleaver

Either having you or your friend rip a bloody tampon out of your vagina by the string and flinging it at an opponent
Bloody beaver cleaver can be fined by example as Arguing with somebody at the bar and having your bestie come over and be like get her girl and she just reaches down and rips the string out and flings a tampon right in the other girl's face
by Jessie n Kristina October 20, 2025
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Brown Beaver

When you are performing cunalingus on a woman while she is taking a crap 💩
T was performing a brown beaver on B while she sat on the toilet taking a poo!
by TB012417 💜 April 29, 2021
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Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet
shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!
by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021
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Beaver

Beaver is a good and loyal friend. He is kind. Asks how his friend are and comforts them if they are sad. He rather wants others opinion on something than his. If you’re friends with him, keep him. You’ll never know if your friendship can last a lifetime! And also, he’s single can be a really good boyfriend if you what I’m saying 😉
Boy 1: Are you friends with Beaver?
Boy 2: Yup! He’s good. Wanna meet him?
by beber November 23, 2021
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Justin beaver

OMG she is so much justin beaver
by I LIKE TO SCREAM July 7, 2017
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Hangry Beaver

What you call your hairy vagina when you haven’t had intercourse in a while.
F*ck me, I hope you don’t mind my hangry beaver.
by Outlawbeautybar March 10, 2024
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