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Billbodied Bastard

Someone who is being unlike themselves.
"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"
by Connor October 24, 2004
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Leading on bastard

a leading on bastard is a ex that you got back together again, but lead you on making you think that they actually like you, but instead they were just using you for your feelings and not for who you are as a person
Person 1: I can't believe he would do that to me, he's a leading on bastard!!

Person 2: I'm so sorry for you I hope you get better
Person 1: thanks..
by Xxx little_sh*txxX March 2, 2023
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Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long
James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard
by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022
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Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure
His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried
by Dat laddy July 26, 2022
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Bastard

1. A dumb or unless person

2. A Burdens
3. A bad thing

4. Lucky person

5. A mix person

6. Motherless, fatherless or both
7. A love child or wedlock child
1. He Is a fucking bastard

2. It's all a bastard on me
3. What a bastard day
4. She is a bastard after all that money she has
5. Bastard family

6. I feel bad for the bastard child

7. They had a bastard
by 459395 February 18, 2023
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bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma February 24, 2015
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Movie Bastard

A Movie Bastard is a person who destroys any enjoyment to be found in a film via spoiling every single goddamn aspect of the story and characters.
Bob - “Woah! That kid is a weirdo!”

Sam - “No he’s not, he just sees dead people.”

Bob - “Fuck you Sam, you’re such a movie bastard!”

Same - “Ok.”
by Mystical Idiot December 2, 2023
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