by PapaZaddy November 5, 2021
Get the Long bob jonesmug. When you have weird benefits or events happen to you while in public. Being given free accommodations and or favors for simply existing. Having strangers tell you their life stories even when you don't respond.
Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.
Just the most mundane and unexplainable situations happening to you.
1: You won't believe what happened when I went to McDonald's.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
~~~
1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.
2: What did they give you a free drink.
1: If only that someone messed up their order and gave me there whole meal for free.
2: You and your lucky Jones Effect, you always get free stuff and I always have to pay whenever I go out.
~~~
1: DUDE! It happened again!
2: What did?
1: The Jones Effect, I was just at the bus stop with my headphones on and this person, who was already there, just started talking out loud and then to me.
2: Maybe they're just crazy...
1: No because they kept looking at me looking for my input.
by tre_swift October 25, 2025
Get the Jones Effectmug. Jone. Sounds aesthetic, doesn't it? It's the name of an animal. A bird to be exact. A bird as majestic as a phoenix. Ever seen harry potter? Remember dumbledore's phoenix? Isn't that majestic? But this bird is even more majestic. It was originally born on Ktaris, a planet of grace and joy where majestics are born, but can nowadays even be found on earth. it has moved to our planet around 236 before christ. how it got here is unknown, but it is claimed that these animals got here with their creators from Ktaris around that time while they wanted to explore the other planets in our solar system. the Ktaris people's technology is far more advanced than human's which is why they were probably able to travel at light speed back then. Jone were used to find life on the planet, because they have a perfect sense for infrared light over thousands of miles. they can fly as fast as some of the fastest cars cars can drive nowadays.
Jone are majestic animals that can be found mostly on their home planet Ktaris, but also around the earth.
by drop of the sea November 24, 2021
Get the Jonemug. a highly prestigous rap album by the late JayRed, who is a case like other rappers, who has an unknown state of life, is he dead or alive? nobody cares. this album is unreleased but is planned to come out in september of 06.
nig 1-"yo i gots myself a copy of ralphie jones the sequel. yo its so ill"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
nig 2-"nigga please"
nig 1-"i no he white but he ill yo! come lissen to this shit!"
after
nig 1-"yo that shit is bangin!"
nig 2-"i no rite!"
by ralphie jones the sequel June 28, 2004
Get the ralphie jones the sequelmug. Time to leave, let's go.
Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,
Alternatively, when posed as a question - "Are we ready to leave?".
Synonyms: Yinderman stiddly, departicus jones, routicus stiddly, exodus jones,
by jonertheboner May 10, 2023
Get the Routicus Jonesmug. Rundagar Jones is a hit actor on the Gubi Originals show. Rundagar often finds himself in dangerous situations, in which he always finds an amusing way to escape.
Previously on Gubi Originals: Rundagar Jones is in trouble! The abdominadable shmitlancer is headed his way!
by npcyaro March 3, 2025
Get the Rundagar Jonesmug. by D’Ralph April 14, 2021
Get the Off the Jonesmug.