April 21

Bring your youngest coworker a Baja Blast today at work

It’s April 21, so I should bring my youngest coworker a Baja blast at work today

by Frillot April 21, 2022

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April 24th

April 24th is the day satan dropped off Aaliyah off on the face of the earth. He gave her frizzy hair and short height and sent her on her way. We celebrate April 24th in hopes that Aaliyah will be pleased with us acknowledging her existence.

Dude one: "Bro- Did you wish Aaliyah a happy birthday? You better hurry up, todays April 24th!"

Dude two: "Oh damn! Thanks for the reminder"

by cow slut April 23, 2021

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April 13

National monsterfucking day.

It's April 13th? Time to find sukuna!

by Sukunaissexy April 12, 2021

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April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours

I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26

by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023

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April 14th

April 14th is recognized as National 3 Hole Qualification Day. It's 2 months after Valentine's Day and 1 month after Steak and BJ Day. A holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!

Joe: "Do you know what day it is?? It's April 14th!! National 3 Hole Qualification Day!!

John: "OH boy... I wish I could get laid like you Joe..."

by MPS208 March 27, 2023

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