April 20

National singles make out day. Make out with a fellow single

Me: hey you know what today is..?

Them : uh April 20th.. why?

Me: Yk what that means.. it’s national singles make out day. Let’s make out!

Them: okay let’s do it!

by Azakana April 11, 2023

April 18th

National lemons day. It’s a day where you celebrate your boobs for being great

Can you believe it’s April 18th is so close it’s time to respect the lemons

by Kkkkkiioisss April 18, 2022

April 11th

National sex with girl thats name starts with a J or a B.

Friend: Dude, isn't your girlfriends name Jamie? You know its April 11th you have to hit that today its like the rule.

by LLbigboy April 11, 2021

April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023

april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.

wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.

by Me1on January 4, 2023

April 19th

The day to make out with Kate beard
(and every other day if u want)

‼️Only applies to Layla R. Perko‼️

Kate-“wow it’s April 19th”
Layla-“you know what that means 😏”

Then they makeout

by Queefingqueen12031 April 18, 2022

April 2nd

April 2nd is right after April Fools day which is on April 1st. People born on this day dodged a bullet. They also get to lie about their birthday on April 1st as an April Fool's joke

"Hey, it's my birthday."
"April Fools! My birthday's actually tomorrow on April 2nd"

by Kolemar November 23, 2021