Austin

I’m just a sexy beast that loves Alissa

“Wow is that Austin”
Yeah he’s a sexy beast that is madly in love with Alissa”

by <3a+A November 23, 2021

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Austin Rubit

Heem.

Austin Rubit is “Heem”

by AR72 November 23, 2021

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Austin

They type of guy that’s good to hang out with at parties but will steal your cheeseburger. He is also the guy that will complain about how jamming his thumb is the worst pain he has ever experienced.

Tom is such an Austin.

by Austinscheeseburger November 23, 2021

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the most autistic dumfucking retard that you will ever find in this clown filled circus.He is low iq low eq low sq low aq and does everything the wrong way.Nigga thinks he is on top of the world and one of the niggas when they see him says he darker than under the bed

"oh, he is a typical austin"

by austism041 January 19, 2025

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Austin

a FRIGGIN NERD!
The type of dude to call you a nerd but be one himself.

Person 1: That guy's a nerd!
Person 2: Oh, that's Austin

by xqrm February 13, 2025

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Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

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