The annoying girl in your class that does nothing but tell stories, she is also emo and talks about how bad her life is.
by asdfghjksert May 17, 2016
Get the stories girlmug. by Bob _ the_builder December 15, 2021
Get the Crystal girlmug. by Vita Smart July 31, 2022
Get the white girlmug. Definition: A girl who appears slim when wearingng clothes- clothes that aren't revealing of her figure- and when you get trapped in a relationship with her, and one that is too late/ too rude to break up: reveals her body. A body that is obese and usually looks 3-6 months pregnant- but isn't. Also has saggy tits. And this can be common in teenagers as teenage boys first start exploring the other sex.
NOTE: This part is only to identify the signs of a Falsad Girl. Even only one of these is a big indicator (not every one has to be evident).
-Loose blouses (clothes that aren't tight) on a regular basis.
-Joints (e.g elbows, wrists and knuckles) appear sunken, instead of protruding.
-Double chin or skin underneath the face does not follow the jaw line.
-No visible contours on the face (cheeks are puffy).
- Rolls on the lower back.
-No thigh gap.
-Big arms
Remember, you don't have to follow this advice it's just as someone who has experienced a Falsad Girl (especially when I like to be in good shape myself) it can be very demoralising and can make you feel trapped- more so if you're young). It's okay not to like fat girls. Any form of embracing unhealthy bodies is wrong and is life threatening to the girls themselves. Guys and girls (more so girls) are told it's okay not to do sports and be comfortable in your body but the human body isn't designed to eat and be sat down all day.
LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE!
NOTE: This part is only to identify the signs of a Falsad Girl. Even only one of these is a big indicator (not every one has to be evident).
-Loose blouses (clothes that aren't tight) on a regular basis.
-Joints (e.g elbows, wrists and knuckles) appear sunken, instead of protruding.
-Double chin or skin underneath the face does not follow the jaw line.
-No visible contours on the face (cheeks are puffy).
- Rolls on the lower back.
-No thigh gap.
-Big arms
Remember, you don't have to follow this advice it's just as someone who has experienced a Falsad Girl (especially when I like to be in good shape myself) it can be very demoralising and can make you feel trapped- more so if you're young). It's okay not to like fat girls. Any form of embracing unhealthy bodies is wrong and is life threatening to the girls themselves. Guys and girls (more so girls) are told it's okay not to do sports and be comfortable in your body but the human body isn't designed to eat and be sat down all day.
LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE!
"Man... I hate to tell you things but I can't help it."
"What is it?"
"That girl that you said was fat but I said was just a little chubby. She's fucking huge! I don't understand?!"
"I'm telling you: she's a Falsad Girl (A false advertising girl)"
"I know it's cruel but I can't be with her if she's got saggy tits- I would only be lying to her if I said I liked her body."
"What is it?"
"That girl that you said was fat but I said was just a little chubby. She's fucking huge! I don't understand?!"
"I'm telling you: she's a Falsad Girl (A false advertising girl)"
"I know it's cruel but I can't be with her if she's got saggy tits- I would only be lying to her if I said I liked her body."
by AllSeasonedRunner September 14, 2019
Get the Falsad Girlmug. A total badass who hangs out at the mall. Has a few friends. Hangs out with boys. Tries to push as many buttons as possible. Listens to most music. Hates jaz. Calls every one niger! Well love one guy for a while... then move on. Bitch please is often said. Weird aff. Lovers horror movies. Likes dirt bikes. And can't stand it when ppl complement her, we white girls are total bitches... In a good way!!:)👻☠🔥💗💎
Boy 1 - Damn your friends with a white girl?
Boy 2 - yea she's a total badass!!!!!
Boy 1 - your total weird
Boy 2 - yea she's a total badass!!!!!
Boy 1 - your total weird
by U_dont_know_my_name May 31, 2019
Get the White Girlmug. the definition of a VSCO girl well you might catch him wearing oversized big t-shirt maybe we to pair with some Birkenstocks or white Vans but some disco girls take to the extreme and wear Crocs you will see them wearing a Puka shell necklace with their hair in a messy bun with a scrunchie on the wrist and in their hair be careful if you see any girl close to them at least a hundred feet away run.!!
by Avacadotoast101 August 27, 2019
Get the Vsco girlmug. by DisabledDannyDoom January 25, 2025
Get the Girls who eat carrotsmug.