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Shit Out My Dick

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.
Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"
by Kaboom Krew March 3, 2011
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bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?
by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008
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like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD September 12, 2016
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when you are uninvolved in something and have nothing at all to do with any fuckin thing or any of the shit that's poppin off at all!
they offendin you?...i "aint got shit to do with this!"
by uninvolved ass nigga August 19, 2011
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takes care of her shit

Someone who arranges for their own sexual gratification in a subtle way.
She may be big, but she takes care of her shit.

She's not quite a hoe, she just takes care of her shit.
by H Co January 22, 2008
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Throw Up On Your Shit

To verbally asualt somebody in a deragotory way
"bitch say another word i'm finna throw up on your shit, mark ass buster ass scalywag"
by Adroc January 20, 2007
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hot girl shit

what brooke does past 12 AM
“omg did you see her doing hot girl shit?”
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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