A GIF of a 18+ woman putting out his wonderful boobs and squishing it afterwards with Illinois shirt and is it in Reddit and it’s not delete it like Belle delfine
by GyLalasucks October 12, 2019

People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

A rap duo (Yung Miami && JT) *FREE JT PERIODT* that makes explicit songs , but us girls like it (some of us) because it’s like twerk music .. OKURRRR 💅🏽
by iamtati July 1, 2019

A girl who always acts ghetto all the fucking time munching an any god damn hot chips there is in existence like ongod , and even if you were to look at her she will be all pissy and bitchy for no god damn reason like gfy
Did you ask for an example? Here ya go
Student: *looks at the girl*
The girl: what you lookin' at bitch?
Student: what did I do?
The girl: everything, you got me in trouble, got my chips token away, every single thing JUST STOP IT OH MY GAWD *starts whining to her friends*
The student: i didn't do anything to you, never even once, dumb bitch... you belong in the streets, stupid hot cheeto girl
Student: *looks at the girl*
The girl: what you lookin' at bitch?
Student: what did I do?
The girl: everything, you got me in trouble, got my chips token away, every single thing JUST STOP IT OH MY GAWD *starts whining to her friends*
The student: i didn't do anything to you, never even once, dumb bitch... you belong in the streets, stupid hot cheeto girl
by YourNeighborhoodDefinater November 21, 2024

A Dogwood Pony Girl, is a member of a made up elite girls' equestrian school located in the mythical town of Dogwood, Connecticut. Because of it's mysterious provenance, , it has been used to describe a woman who is super smart , beautiful self reliant , but in-inexplicably mysterious.
Have met Sarah? Shes that bio egineering major that transferred from Stanford with the super strong legs. It's hard to get much out of her, She's a total Dogwood Pony Girl.
by Torbert May 21, 2023

a girl that will not let you cum anywhere but inside her. she will wrap her legs around you if she thinks you are about to pull out and even if pre-agreeded the nut would go anywhere else she will ensure by any means possible you cum in her vagina. condoms are a certain no go and bareback is the only way for this girl. 'accidental' pregnancies often ensue.
by jackstaaar October 8, 2022
