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fuck shit ass bitch

sum one so shitty only these 4 words can ex plane it
by some one who didn' give a fuck November 5, 2017
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Shits n' Giggles

To laugh in such a manner that you soil yourself.
So, Niko kept making shits n' giggles and Brandon ran to the restroom.
by Niko Zorich December 28, 2009
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flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.
1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!
by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009
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shit rolls up hill

"Shit rolls up hill" describes the tendency for unworthy or incompetent personnel to be promoted. The primary reason why shit rolls down hill.
We only got this stupid assignment because sometimes shit rolls up hill.
by enkephalin07 June 29, 2016
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Shits Me Up the Wall

"Shit (or Shits) me up the wall" is basically another way of saying "Drives me crazy", often used among Australians.

It's assumed to be similar to "Drives me up the wall", although nobody's quite sure what it means exactly. Still; it's commonly used.
The new girls' generation song is catchy but I don't wanna listen to it too much; getting songs stuck in my head shits me up the wall.
by procrastinatoress February 21, 2011
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bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.
1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?
by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008
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Shit Out My Dick

The act of Shitting out of ones Penis. Usually occurs when greatly excited.
Shane and Michael does the Kaboomerang
Spectator: "I Just Shit Out My Dick"
by Kaboom Krew March 3, 2011
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