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"That, my lord is what she bespoke".

"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.
"The screw won't go in staight". "That, my lord is what she bespoke".
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suck my left butt- cheek

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007
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I'll never wash my cheek

a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.
Johnny Depp kissed me...i'll never wash my cheek again!
by francesca papayano September 20, 2003
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Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.
by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017
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Plow my lawn with your face

Another way to call someone a dirty hoe who likes to "bushwhack" several people.
"Bitch, you need to shut up and plow my lawn with your face before I donkey punch you!"
by LadyMadd December 15, 2010
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dipping my ham in the blu cheese

having intercourse with a woman while she has a yeast infection
i had sex with lisa last night and found out later i was dipping my ham in the blu cheese!
by minktown May 14, 2011
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I lost my crap-petite!

When one needs to take a crap extremely bad, however the person who was previously in the bathroom left a horrific smell so bad that said person losses their appetite to take a crap.
Brad- Hey Tom, I thought you were going to use the bathroom?

Tom- No, I was going to but the smell left in there was so bad I lost my crap-petite!
by devin1994 December 18, 2013
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